meI live in Denver, Colorado and drink too much.


The End.

Hello. My name is Cat.



Also...

Is anyone else excited about this week’s True Blood? 



Okay.  Screw Bill (oh wait, Sookie already has).
I desperately want Sookie and Eric to fuck.  After that scene in the episode before last… mmm.  
I am currently abstaining from sex until I can find a tall, attractive Swede like Alexander Skarsgard.  *cough*  That might be a while, I fear.

Okay.  Screw Bill (oh wait, Sookie already has).


I desperately want Sookie and Eric to fuck.  After that scene in the episode before last… mmm.  

I am currently abstaining from sex until I can find a tall, attractive Swede like Alexander Skarsgard.  *cough*  That might be a while, I fear.



konekopop:

fuckyeahtrublood
Eric: So uh… You’ve fucked pretty much everyone else on the show so far… When’s it gonna be my turn huh pretty boy?Jason: Uh… Oh! Is that Sookie calling me? I think it is. Sorry Eric I’ll have to get back to you on that one… >__>

konekopop:

fuckyeahtrublood

Eric: So uh… You’ve fucked pretty much everyone else on the show so far… When’s it gonna be my turn huh pretty boy?
Jason: Uh… Oh! Is that Sookie calling me? I think it is. Sorry Eric I’ll have to get back to you on that one… >__>

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Also, should I be intensely bothered that my ex looks like a blonde replica of Bill Compton?  It’s been five years, and now I’m tempted to call him…
Oh, the fucked up things that go through my head…

Also, should I be intensely bothered that my ex looks like a blonde replica of Bill Compton?  It’s been five years, and now I’m tempted to call him…

Oh, the fucked up things that go through my head…



Ugggggggggggh.  I want to have nasty, nasty, NASTY sex with you.

Ugggggggggggh.  I want to have nasty, nasty, NASTY sex with you.



*insert dreamy sigh here*
DAMN I love True Blood - worst acting EVER, best television show EVER. high-res photo

*insert dreamy sigh here*

DAMN I love True Blood - worst acting EVER, best television show EVER.



poobah:

bebelestrange:
Scene-stealing squirrel

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA high-res photo

poobah:

bebelestrange:

Scene-stealing squirrel

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Late night/early morning thoughts:



secretagentmama:

blindandaimless:

I used to be young once.  I still am young, but I certainly don’t feel that way when I look back at old photos.

I hear you, but I bet you are just as sexy!

 I wish.  :-(  Since then I’ve already started to grey and my hips keep expanding!  Argggh, I hate being a woman.  It’s all down-hill once you pass 20.

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I used to be young once.  I still am young, but I certainly don’t feel that way when I look back at old photos.



Dead poets are never at a loss of words, or so I was told by a former shadow of myself. Dead poets are all the same, I mumbled, looking down into my half-empty pint of Strongbow Cider. Dead poets are nothing but hopeless drunkards- lost souls always bitching about social maladies in the dark corners of smokey, old-man pubs. Or this is the conclusion I came across as I closely examined myself and saw my once young glory slip into the blackened grips of a miserable adulthood. I had become nothing but a dead poet. I had become nothing but a wretch of a writer. I had become nothing but nothing, and all I had left to stand on was my half pint and half a pouch of Golden Virginia rolling tobacco.


Dead poets are never at a loss of words - only a loss of themselves.



You seduced the seasons
As well as my reason
The reasoning that kept me bound to belief
That nothing beat Life, not even love.



Note to self:

Don’t go sailing and NOT wear sunscreen.

OOOOOOOUCH!!!